Engraved Wooden Cutting Board - "In Vagina We Trust"

	Paddle / 13.5" x 7"	Rectangle / 9" x 6"	Rectangle with drip ring / 9" x 6"	Paddle with drip ring / 13.5" x 7"
Length, in	13.50	9.00	9.00	13.50
Width, in	7.00	6.00	6.00	7.00
Thickness, in	0.75	0.50	0.37	0.50

A small, solid wooden cutting board engraved with bold lettering. Smoothly sanded maple or rich walnut takes on a warm, lived-in glow. The engraving sits flush with the grain, offering a tactile contrast that reads like a private rallying cry on your countertop. Choose between a compact rectangle with a rounded carry slot or a paddle-style board with a looped handle — both sized for prep, serving, and kitchen moments that spark conversation. Hand wash and air dry to keep the wood beautiful and the engraving crisp. This board brings personality to everyday chopping, cheese nights, and casual brunches.

Product features
- Engraved decoration on premium walnut or maple
- Choose between two shapes: rectangle with carry slot or paddle with handle
- Made in the USA from high-quality hardwood
- Hand wash only; air dry to preserve finish
- Compact size suited for prep, serving, and display

Care instructions
- Hand wash